That steering wheel is glorious.

It was an awesome comic.

They aren’t actors, they’re regular people who are being paid to act.

No.

Try this thought exercise. Say they were real people. How many real people would it take to get these responses?

Like the times Charles Barkley balled against Godzilla?

It gets worse:

1996 Oldsmobile Aurora

“It’s a car”

Oh, and can’t forget Honda’s 2006 civic SI ad. Basically “OUR CAR MAKES YOU DRIVE FAST AND DO CAR-PARKOUR AND YOU LAND IN YOUR GARAGE TO INDIAN ELECTRO-HOP!”

Ford’s pick up the tempo of your life ad where a goddamn Tempo goes through a loop.

That looks extraordinary. In a league of its own. A fine automobile for fine gentlemen.

I think its just ugly. When does the new one come out?

Comcastic!

Reminds me of a line from one of my favorite stand-up bits:

“Slap two of them together and you can make a submarine fly.”

Or a Pentastar, perhaps?

I made one flash “TIME EXTENDED” so drivers knew to keep going for the next checkpoint.

-front pocket contents go flying! Multi-color pens and tiny rulers rain down like confetti!

I've driven seven different 100 hp cars, so collectively....?