And just what is wrong with putting ketchup on meatloaf?

The former are my parents. They were raised in the Deep South and my mother didn’t have indoor plumbing until she was a senior in High School — late 50's. Everything had to be COOKED, goddammit! Otherwise you might get sick.

Omg, this reminds me of the craziest fucking lady I ever waited on. So this lady orders a burger and asks for it well done but with absolutely no charring on it. She says if there is any pink or if there is any char on the outside, I will be wearing it. So, I relay this to the cooks, who look at me like I’m crazy.…

Anyone who ruins a quality cut of meat, even if it’s one of Trump’s shitty steaks, by overcooking it and dowsing it in ketchup is obviously a simpleton who should stick to ground beef. Unfortunately in this case the simpleton happens to be the President of the United States.

I’m almost positive he demanded they be cooked until they looked like this for the advertising campaign.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

I have lamented on more than one occasion that it’s nearly impossible to tell someone you like their skin without sounding like a murderer.

Right? RIGHT? What a profoundly weird thing to say to a stranger. BUT I KNOW WHO SHOULD GET THE HOSE THO

Who tells a stranger she has “nice skin?”

Ha! I FUCKING CALLED IT!

If rich NY parents and their kids want to boycott Trump, I won’t get snarky with them. This is one area we can all stand together.

Okay seriously. If HRC’s emails and Benghazi etc. etc. are worthy of months and years of investigation, how is this not being looked into with regard to national security breaches? Is this when we all call our Congresspeople and demand an investigation?

I don’t understand why they are so incompetent. I expected him to be bad, but this is beyond what I even imagined.

This is so messy and low budget. The world is laughing at us.

He’s the neighbor who complains about a woman leaving the house in a skirt above her knee. Meanwhile he walks out to get the paper letting his open bathrobe show his little dick to the whole world.

The people in the communities most at risk from these floods *did* vote for him. They are the farmers that now regret their votes as they realize 45 is actually going to follow through with his immigration/deportation promises.

I had a moment this morning, as I stood in the bathroom listening to NPR, in which I thought to myself, “Trump isn’t going to approve federal disaster relief for people in Northern California because they didn’t vote for him.”

I know you’re joking, but thank the Bush administration and cost-cutting California local government, unfortunately. Apparently a decade ago, environmental groups filed a federal complaint with the FERC with the goal of getting the California Department of Water Resources to clad the emergency spillway with concrete…