Just wait til spring when he wants to golf every day.

Hell no they haven’t. Most of the republican base, with the exception of internet troll/frog posse, have stuck their heads in the sand. They only popup long enough to cry about people protesting and how it interrupts their Facebook cat videos. Why can’t you just be happy for us, they whine. No. Most of them have moved…

It will be a battle between him hating his life and having an ego too big to admit it. Should be exciting! Too bad we’re stuck in the middle of that... :-/

I keep hearing, “Why are people mad, he hasn’t even actually done anything.” Not true, and if the moves he has already made are this bad, I can’t imagine what idiotic moves he will be making when the heat is really on. These people are in such denial.

“To wrap it up, the main character certainly spent most of the book On the Road, which is probably where it gets its title. But is the road a metaphor? I think it’s pretty clear”.

As funny as this is, I can almost guarantee he actually thought there would be some sort of orientation video. “Welcome! Congratulations on being elected to be the leader of the free world...”

That there are still people who think he’s doing/will do a good job is astounding to me. He’s failing worse than I could have imagined.

I wonder if it’s going to dawn on him that he’s never going to “enjoy” anything about his life again (assuming he ever enjoyed anything). If he keeps occupying the office of President, he’s going to keep fucking up (only on a progressively larger scale) and getting rightfully shit on by (at least) 60% of the country…

The thing is though he might do it accidentally. Even a baby can fire a gun in the right situation.

“He thought it was weird, however, that that part *did* mention him.”

You may have missed the bit where he’s outsourcing National Security stuff to his Nazi pal.

The problem, though, is who is picking up the reigns when Trump abdicates responsibility at the slightest sign of work? Arch-Republican Ken Doll Mike Pence and dog-eared copy of Mein Kampf in a smelly burlap sack Steve Bannon.

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

I really think there should be a show where Trump and a random person off the street are asked questions about current events and policy. Even knowing how stupid the average person is, I bet they would still know more than the President.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

This reminds me of an argument I had with a liberal purist recently. I talked about the importance of showing up and voting in the midterms and having a democratic wave election. And he/she/it of course complained that democrats were as bad as republicans and listed 3 candidates only who were worthy of voting for. …

I can’t even count how many times a Bernie supporter complained about Hillary Clinton being “too ambitious”, as if every man who ever ran for president isn’t just as ambitious. What did the men do, trip accidentally fall into the presidency?

There was a time on Gawker (when it was still up and running) in which I copied and pasted comments from Breitbart.com to illustrate how the “so called liberals” were repeating right wing talking points about Hillary Clinton and that their comments were indistinguishable from Breitbart.

Yeah, seriously, if you’re on the left and don’t like the candidate the Democrats choose, then get involved and work to change the party. Don’t just stay home.