I’m not having a first dance, but the song I was going to choose was Rainbow Connection, because it’s got really nice lyrics but it’s also being sung by a puppeteered frog and the Muppets are the fucking best. So that might be irreverent enough for him? While still making someone’s grandmother cry for sure? Also it’s…

As a direct descendant of Aaron Burr, I would like to apologize heartily for my forebear’s actions and praise those of the honorable Mr. Hamilton. Aaron Burr is the one family member that gets passed over quickly during genealogy discussions...

He wasn’t the passenger. The original video was reversed because it was filmed using the front camera (which flips the image), so it appeared that he was on the passenger side of the car. But if you look at the video he’s clearly at the steering wheel.

Actually, he wasn’t. He wasn’t driving at all.

Odd.

And white-on-white crime! Truly a sad indicator of the white male community’s culture of violence. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kerry-coddett/…)

Mike Huckabee is the pits. If you find yourself in an argument with someone like him who is the worst, I recommend this study. Bayesian analyses are not exactly simple to understand, but the abstract makes it really clear: “we did the math, and it turns out black men are seriously way more in danger of being killed by…

But what about all that male on male crime?Q?!?!?!>

That’s because the Republican Party has not only actively embraced conservative Christianity, but has fused it into their core principles since the late 70s~early 80s, thanks largely to Jerry Falwell. They’re not merely “associated,” because the Republican Party itself willingly admits it, wants it, even.

I chose you Copyright laws!

If WBC keeps using Pokemon in their promotional material, would Nintendo have precedent to sue them for unauthorized use of their IP? Because that is a battle that I would love to watch go down.

I tell myself that maybe in another generation we can get rid of these people and mentalities. But in the mean time, let’s keep Clefairy up top at Westboro.

bacon scented jowl monster?

I vote for “vampiric twaddle face.”

Roger Ailes, putrefying mollusk missing his shell, ...

are you trying to kill us

Isn’t Roger Ailes deserving of a Trump-style descriptor when Jez writes about him or is that simply too exhausting a prospect to consider?

Or perhaps her silence is part of her negotiating plan. Who knows why she is keeping her mouth shut. That said, her silence doesn’t look good for Ailes.

Ted Bundy was such a sweet and normal young man when I worked next to him in the same office. -author Anne Rule. These kinds of motherfuckers don’t wear signs announcing their sadism and sociopathy. They are actors and manipulators and know how to do just enough good things to throw people off their scent. And as for…

If she talks, they get possession of all the y’s in her name.