What? Eric, you’re making your father sound like a Rhodes scholar. Good Lord what an idiot.

He's a national treasure.

Thank you for this. Now I need a Bill/John buddy comedy. BADLY.

Maybe he shops at Chicos?

I nominate Cracklin’ Oat Bran as the most underrated cereal EVER. It tastes like cookies in a bowl of milk plus it keeps the ol’ poop chute in working order.

OTOH, @JohnDingell’s timeline is comedy f’n gold:

There are undergraduate interns at work this summer and I swear they’re all 13

Also we are old and 16 year olds look like babies.

Cracklin’ Oat Bran milk being the BEST milk is the greatest mystery of the universe.

“Thank you, I like your suit. It goes nicely with your nose.”

be a movie star and also have that kid at 23 and then you’ll be able to look a lot like your kid.

Yes! I Iike to raise one eyebrow and ever so slightly curl my lip while maintaining silent direct eye contact for four seconds. Works every time.

The trick is just never ever age. Then you will always look like your progeny.

Or, there’s always the old standby: “What the fuck is that supposed to mean?”

Anna, loaded silences and hooded stares can speak volumes. Let the dillhole squirm and splutter his way out on his own.

Lamorne Morris ✔@LamorneMorris

I could be wrong, because it is a bit dark, but Cher’s pic doesn’t appear to be a selfie so.... IDK, that is not what I call being a loner. Says the woman already in her pjs at 6:45pm with the curtains drawn.

I am now officially hyped for four years of Bill Clinton’s best/worst First Lad dad jokes.

Holy shit Reese’s daughter looks like her mom. Now I feel shitty for wondering if her nose was real.