I believe sperm, because as we all know Donald’s sperm results in things he finds pleasing and provocative aka his daughter.

Blood coming out of wherever?

Well i’m burning some calories since the idea of Trump’s magic sauce has me off eating for the next several days, Thanks Laura!

Yeah but she clearly didn’t trust them. “They won’t spare me” is so haunting

A culture in which a mother burns her own daughter alive should’t be criticized? Fuck off with that moral relativism bullshit...

I cannot even express in words how angry these stories make me. Not just the ‘Honour killing’ horror, but the DUPLICITY! It’s so calculated it terrifies me. I can’t believe that in a world as (comparatively) progressive and enlightened as ours, this shit is STILL happening. That poor woman! I can’t imagine how she…

This was my immediate reaction too - how can parents do this to their child? But I think it’s clear that there are some places out there where there’s a huge difference between a ‘male child’ and a ‘female child’. It seems like when it comes to females, families feel a sense of ownership, which they don’t feel towards…

Belief that children are your property.

Because they didn’t turn out the way you wanted them to, obviously.

How can anyone do that to their own child? You spend all those years loving and raising her, and then boom, set her on fire? How?!

For those of you who have not given birth, allow me two descriptions of what that’s like based on my births, a c-section and a VBAC.

This is an entirely different article that should be written. If you are in your 20s, you should not be allowed to make your bridesmaids/groomsmen pay out the etc for your wedding.

You don’t know who Caity Weaver is?

Came in to make this exact post. “Joey with his teenie pizza!”

I’d imagine the wedding/bridesmaid stuff is nuts. I was chatting up a girl at a bar (26-29 rough guess) and she was like,

The weddings are ridiculous. I encourage all my wife's friends to elope.

This reminds me of when Caity Weaver started to casually slip TV episode/movie plots into the emails for her Thatz Not Okay series.

I’ve seen friendships ruined over this, particularly in regards to weddings. The bride or maid of honor are well off, so that means a Vegas bachellorette party, weekend spa for a shower, $300 shoes for bridesmaids. It can run in the thousands. This is planned without any regards to their friend’s finances. In fact,…

This was the plot of a moderately funny episode of Friends.

Whenever your friends suggest an activity that requires a lot of money being spent, suggest something else. If they want to go to a night club, suggest a movie night at home. If they want to go to a ball game, suggest a nice nature hike instead. If they want to go on a trip abroad, suggest spending a long weekend in…