They haven’t found their pants since George Bush wormed his way to a Presidency in 2000, right under their passive, uncaring eyes. A few million dead people in the Middle East later, they’re still searching for those pants.

Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Bart and Lisa just shove weeks of trash under the carpet and sofa, and then when Homer and Marge come home and everyone is sitting on it enjoying their TV dinners, the couch goes boom...

The Washington Post pointed out about two weeks ago that Trump has claimed to have donated $102M to charity over the last ten years, but they were unable to find a record of ANY personal donations by him. Instead, there were many “gifts” to charity of rounds of golf by courses owned by Trump and similar “donations,”…

Oh, sure. Like he thinks anybody should check for an actual conflict of interest.

Um... How about this shady tidbit?.

Seriously— now imagine him being criticized and/or lampooned in the international press for the way he does his job as President! He’s not gonna have enough hours in the day to send sourfaced Sharpie-scrawled notes to the entire world bitching about how ungrateful they are to him & make him look bad.

“I never claimed to be ‘John Baron.’”

It speaks to the inner-rage of all the white racists who feel like the filthy minorities should show them some respect for all the good things they’ve done (and never mention the mountains of horrible deeds they’ve done).

“Instead of saying ‘Good job’s or ‘well done’ on the cleaning, Mom just keeps asking ‘where’d the dirty clothes go?’ or ‘why aren’t there any clothes in the hamper?’ I didn’t have to clean, I cleaned because of my own generosity and Mom just wants to criticize me at every turn. Bad!"

Plus, You didn’t do a good job motherfucker. You did a terrible job.

This man is the definition of thin skinned. All he does is dish it out, he can’t take a tap from a butterfly without boo hooing like a two year old who needs a nap.

The press asked him questions. What is this world coming to, you guys?

“Instead of being like, ‘Thank you very much, Mr. Trump,’ or ‘Trump did a good job,’ everyone’s saying, ‘Who got it? Who got it? Who got it?’ And you make me look very bad,” Trump complained, taking on reporters in the room. “I have never received such bad publicity for doing such a good job.”

... so like how my husband used to clean, then.

God I hope so. They need to realize the clicks and money aren’t worth the very real risk of Donald Trump, who would do everything he could to shut down the free press. He’s actually said it himself. And his mouth-breathing base would have no problem with that; they don’t like actual information, only the circle-jerk…

Did he circle the dollar amount on the checks in gold Sharpie?

If there is any silver lining here it’s that the media seems to have finally decided to put their pants back on, wash their hands and start doing their fucking job, which is holding this assholes feet to the flames on all his obvious bullshit lies he’s been spouting off.

It’s like when you’re 12 and your mom told you to clean your room before she got home from work. You obviously spend all day not doing it and then spring to frantic action shoving all your crap in your closet the second you hear your garage door open.

“I never said six!”

I think the long, long, long honeymoon Trump has had with the press may finally be coming to an end. I don’t know why they thought this would turn out to be any different from Trump University, but here we are.