It’s so “cringe” to have a President who has, in 6 months, helped our country push through a global pandemic and has done his danmest to have a successful vaccine effort in a time where some people honestly think said vaccine will make you magnetic.

The site that brought us Barf Bag, the “here’s all the heinous shit Trump did today that we don’t have time to adequately cover” column, is sick of Joe now because he’s corny.

Which brings me to my point: This whole thing was so stupid. Not the trying to get people vaccinated part—that part was great, obviously. I mean the whole “independence from the virus”

I don’t think you’re actually sorry at all.

No, Jez also shit on Harris for not fixing the migrant situation overnight too.

You’re allowed to criticize Biden. And we’re allowed to call you an edgelord who forgets how things were just six short months ago.

It has been proven over and over that Americans don’t respond to reason and logic. They respond to folksy, corny bullshit. Biden knows his audience.

Half of Americans only ever reply to patriotic dog whistles so using dumb, corny lines like these were the only option.

Corny and hokey is so much better than nasty and petty though, as those were the options.

there are plenty of things to criticize Biden for; a press release about an attempt to reach meaningful herd immunity is not one of them

That they’re doing this in response to a pro-choice Catholic, but never even considered anything like this for pro-death penalty Catholics, kind of gives away the game, doesn’t it?

Yep, if they denied communion to every parishioner who supported abortion rights (whether in theory, voting records, or via their or their spouse’s own abortion), their membership would decrease so drastically they couldn’t stay afloat.

It should probably be pointed out somewhere that on this issue, the American Catholic Church is also turning against the Vatican, who have repeatedly cautioned them not to do this. But US Catholicism has increasingly embraced this whole “more Catholic than the Pope” thing - the big instigator of this ‘excommunicate…

What about Catholics who support the death penalty? Isn’t that the flip side of the same coin? 

If it makes you feel better Joe, having the American Catholic church turn against you is usually a sign that you are on the right side of history. 

It would only be fair. Quid pro quo, those fuckers should understand Latin.

I don’t think I’ll ever see this, but it would be one of the best days of my life.

Uh oh! Cancel Culture is at it again!

Cool, pull their tax exemptions.

“We can’t abuse them if they’re never born!”