We value the ability to purchase guns at Wal-Mart more than protecting first graders from being gunned down at schools. Women, in the year 2014, earn less than men for doing the same work. We actively look for ways to justify the murders of unarmed black people and women continue to be kept from making medical…

I didn't see that one but I'm glad I missed it. And racist/imperialist articles are nothing new here. It's been a long-term issue for Jez writers to paint everywhere outside metro New York as one giant backwards, ignorant patriarchal wasteland full of oppressive primitivist stereotypes. There's also been a huge…

Is this any worse than the recent article that implied that Brazil was administering virginity tests to its female teachers? (An obviously false, racist and imperialist news story that Jezebel not only promoted, but embellished: http://jezebel.com/women-must-sub…) Honestly, the writers at Jezebel appear to be totally…

Not surprised at the Daily Fail since misogynistic idiocy is their bread and butter. Surprised Jez is reposting it though. But in the spirit of the age, haha, she thinks she's hot but she's ugly and has wrinkles! Also she's British so something about her teeth!

Uhh, so we're literally just reposting Daily Fail misogynistic clickbait bullshit now? I know Jez is running on a skeleton crew lately and I don't expect academic dissertations on global economic issues anyway, but would a tiny bit of quality control kill us?

Oh, internet. We're not going to fall for this again, are we?

It seems a little misogynistic to me. There seems to be a very subtle jab at this woman for having confidence.

It's also not clear why this kind of news is news aside from the fact that publications like The Mail want us to gaze upon Allen's Grecian form and comment on how her looks are actually pretty average and that if she's having trouble meeting men, it might be that there's something else going on, like the fact that…

And also became experts on YOUR relationship, apparently. That comment section really pissed me off, and you handled it spectacularly.

Thanks. My biggest surprise about the comments is how many people stripped Allen of his agency in the process of empathizing with him.

I understand and respect that. At this point, I also think it doesn't have a lot to do with the reality of my relationship.

All Allen cares about at this point is whether he can expense the hot dog he ate or not (no).

So his boyfriend can get over that but you can't? That's really weird.

YAY!!! A real, honest-to-God Science writer! Jezebel, you have answered our collective prayers!!!

dang so sorry it hurts

Vegan steak, in that it's from a cow that ate only vegetables.

I explained to him that filet mignon is a steak, a very nice cut of beef. This guy actually argued with me, causing a big scene.

I actually encourage these to jags to stay together, just so they don't go out and infect the rest of the dating pool

You know, I used to love Jezebel. Truly, I did. And these days I have no idea what is going on here. You are very literally making fun of someone with a very obvious mental illness. This is supposed to be a safe space. Come on.

Weren't y'all gonna stop harassing Amanda Bynes since she's like, suffering from a mental condition?