And the people who facilitate the whole thing? The people who buy the pugs who never catch their breath? They suck too.

Can we get this person to 911 recommendations, please?

But Santa isn’t real.

I just watched this yesterday and I was waiting and waiting for an explanation on why her name is Salt...

Jeff Probst just got an idea boner.

I always knew Corollas were poisonous.

What about Spider-Man?

Did you know you swallow on average 7 spider penises a year?

Mine’s bigger.

White guys.

Time to google some old Apogee games, as well as Halloween Harry.

I ate a quesalupa then I took a quesapoopa

What’s half a will?

I think you meant to say “...when all was sad and done...”

7 million buys a lot of coke and supermodel bums from which to snort it.

The Hobbit, apparently (never saw it but shouldn’t that be on your list too??)

My schedule said 147 minutes.

I was gonna say I only saw the first two X-Men movies, back when superhero movies were fresh, new, and interesting, but then I remembered I saw the one with Deadpool in it, and remembered thinking this cameo seemed really stupid, who is this?

Remember, people: Pick up your trash, it’s a DICK MOVE TO LEAVE IT THERE.

I beg to differ. But my palms are hairy as fuck.