NEWS FLASH, Star Wars has always been about family...

(side note: how awesome is Frinkiac???)

What is with the UK and Health and fucking Safety? Seriously, if they had to do the Battle of Britain over again, they would make everyone were high visibility jackets.

How do I make my brain think I just smoked a doobie?

Is that where DBZ got that?

See JANE frolic. See JANE jump on bed. Go, JANE, go.

Like New Hampshire after the Democratic Primary, I’m aroused...

The issue Superman had a hangover and need a superhero rabbit to give him a hand. Classic.

Weird... I am also made up of elements of the universe! I wonder if he knows my cousin Bob from Albuquerque... he’s always going on and on about how much iron he has in his blood. WE GET IT, BOB!

*shrugs*

“This is everything I’ve ever wanted in my entire life.”

Oy, Puke, why not take a few days off and find something worthwhile to write about?

You know what I’M pissed off about?! I’m a Canadian who is drunk and just slipped down some icy mafk’ing stairs outside and landed back-first on my new laptop.

You wanna scare him? Tell him he won’t matter in 5-10 years.

And high on drugs, don’t forget high on drugs! Fuckin’ NASA won’t let you blaze one on the friggin’ Moon. Being stoned on the Moon while listening to DSotM should be the only reason to even go there.

If think if they asked everyone who has skydived whether they would have preferred doing that or going to the Moon, most would probably have said yeah, send me to the friggin’ Moon.

Yeah, just Youtube it all.

“‘Join NASA’, they said. ‘See the galaxy’, they said. Now I’m stuck in $@#*ing Florida!”