If you could put the Moon anywhere in your composition, why would you obscure it with Chewie’s head?

VS?

If I had a motorcycle, I wouldn’t consider wearing anything other than a Kylo Ren helmet.

My OCD is making me hate how that brushed metal isn’t lined up with the centre of the image. Grr.

1: Uh, hmmm...

People and things always look cooler wrapped in (dirty) cloth. Like Rey in TFA.

“He had no arms or legs. He couldn’t see, hear or speak. This is how he led a nation.”

Yes it is.

They forgot to kiss the egg.

Not me. That’s why I’m still alive.

I hope you didn’t take me seriously. They are vulgar site to behold.

Your story just frustrated the shit out of me.

I know that feel. I don’t understand why one comment I make might get over a hundred and the rest either get nothing or a few.

...About as gentle as a female spider having dinner after coitus...

When you think about it, genitals are weird. If it weren’t for sexuality, they’d be even more stupid. I have no idea what it is about how vaginas look that I like. But I do. I just do.

I just got the Skyrim NMM and I don’t know what I’m doing.

How schlong have you been waiting to say that?

So that’s where stay at home moms come from... huh...

I tried pairing a shiraz/cab with bacon and was surprised it was terrible. So I just waited a few extra seconds in between and voila, both were great again.

Is the being such a piss-y colour supposed to hint at something? Can I please be sent on a Goonies quest to discover the truth?