I need more about this girl. research purpose of course.

srsly, are we not doing framing anymore?

I guess lopped wires are a common form of car rot in those parts.

Oh sure. When the dog climbs into an open cop car it’s cute and understandable. But when I do it I’m “going to jail for sure” and “a sick son-of-a-bitch and need to put my pants back on”.

FWD Mustang leaving C&C...

Problem solved.

Maserati of Troy is like Ritz Carlton of Haiti.

“That Russian aircraft carrier is under attack!”
“Negative, sir; it just does that.”
“Oh.”

A little bird told me that midsize sedans are dead. So... Wagon version?

It takes time to prepare a vehicle that is ready to show it’s stuff at the next Hotwheels & Hot Chocolate event. 

Why was David Tracy’s suggestion of “100 broken Jeeps!” rejected?

We’re in a different dimension. I helped my non-Jalop brother buy a car. His wife could not understand (to the point of frustration) how a ‘05 IS300 with 110k was a much more prudent, reliable option than a ‘11 535i with 80k for the same money. We’ve wasted years of our lives mastering this stuff.

Why isn’t this more of a thing?

There is no more awesome because it’s terrible car than the C3 Vette, terrible because it was smog-crippled and early composite panels, awesome because look at this thing, it’s got curves like a ‘50s pinup and so phallic it will grow hair on the hair that grows on your chest, currently $10k w/no bids this tan over…

Good: 2003 Jaguar XJR $9500 

They should make sidecars for Miatas.

Going off your Username here, it’s like you’re a Canadian Oprah, you get a dick! And you get a dick! And you get a dick!

Georgia hasn’t seen a bomb like this since Ted Cruz’s presidential campaign.

Should have called Batman