Do you even MsPaint, bro?

You win.

Check your local Autozone for the new Mother’s De-Douche in a convenient rattle can. Never has it been so easy to clean the Illest off your car.

But towards the eastern or western front?

Old Man HappyTeslaOwner is only offering a mint condition keyboard with working comma key in exchange for the Passat dope.

I don’t really buy all that much stuff on Amazon, but maybe I should start. I prefer to frequent my local brick and mortars where I can chit chat with the shopkeeper and browse the physical items up for sale.

Best horrible idea ever! Teal wrap. Some gold Honda Badges off EBay. Clinton/Gore ‘96 sticker and a vintage 99.1 WHFS sticker to complete the look. Ah, the 90's.

Racial profiling at it’s worst.

Hello, my name is Subaru Domingo. You killed my father, prepare to die!

Rounded to the round?

I have no idea where it is. All I know is that guys are dying to ride with her.

When I picture the potential buyer of this car, I picture an exquisitely grumpy old man named Harold. He doesn’t want any of that “fancy stuff”. He doesn’t need navigation (“We took the beaches at Normandy without a goddamn GPS, you can bet your ass I can make it to Safeway without one”). He doesn’t need power…

Did they fix the wind noise issue? I tried to be a good Jalop and buy one of these for my wife but it sounded like we were in a hurricane driving 60mph. Ended up with a CPO Lexus RX instead. This is the whitest comment I’ve ever typed.

Oh boy. It’s one of these topical pun threads. [googles “electric puns”] Ohmmmmmmm...

I have a strict policy not to spend more than 30 million on any single car.

Man that black bear can really get down. But those brown bears have that sort of fiery, smooth style. Notice there aren’t any polar bears in this video, that’s because polar bears can’t dance. It’s a race joke, get it?!

Hmm. Given the looks, I will vote CP.

I was at a major LA area Italian car show on Nov. 6th. Two Guilias were present and two 4Cs. They’re here.

My tent has been pitched!

I hope this doesnt mean hes not sending my money.