Those fuckheads are beyond intelligent discourse. This is aimed at people who are still wavering or on the fence.

Dale made his name as a Toronto Star investigative reporter exposing the story of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack with gang members on video.

But can sleepy Joe keep up with this brilliant plan for a second term?

“they want to enslave you” uhhhhhh.

Feig wrote the pilot to “Freaks & Geeks” and several of the other episodes. It’s an amazing show that still holds up.

Show me on the doll where Paul Feig hurt you.

Sense8 was great, although it indulged all of their best and worst tendencies

Carrie-Ann Moss is conspicuously back.

He seemed like the ultimate dumbfuck boss. Dressed in a suit, coming down to ‘hang’ with the plebs. Everyone humors these kinds of bosses but everybody hates them.

Yeah! Now is the time to turn on each other, Democrats!

Maya’s cool. Kamala’s cool. I’m fine with all of this.

(Any angry responses below this are from people who prefer Mike Pence and can therefore be disregarded.)

I'd recommend the first three but most wouldn't. I actually disagree with most people in that I think the cast works really well even all the way to the end of 3. I don't know, it was fun and went with it. Even I could never get through 4.

The first for sure.

I was so disappointed at how crappy Fantastic Beasts was that the Depp reveal (and the implications that he's going to be in every damn Fantastic Beasts movie from now on) made me groan out loud. Everyone in the theater groaned at the reveal too. How times have changed.

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I like 2 and 3 more than the original. Curse of the Black Pearl was undercooked and dull at times. The sequel's philosophy of more lore, more characters, more locations actually worked! 10-15 minutes too long? Sure, but they're so pretty to look at. Dead Man's Chest holds up as one of the best looking…

I really like the first three, because I think Verbinski is an incredible talent (I love his The Ring and a couple of his others really appeal to me more than they have any right to, like The Mexican, which is hilarious and very stylish).

Has any franchise in recent years dropped off in popularity as much as Pirates?

So basically this review reinforces my idea that the original trilogy, especially the two sequels, was really fun blockbuster nonsense. Sure, 2 and 3 bloated up the length, but watching last year, in the age of astronomically bloated superhero movies, they felt relatively lightweight, efficient even, and far more…

Depp has always been its top-billed star, but even Verbinski’s original Pirates Of The Caribbean: Curse Of The Black Pearl recognized that he was best used in moderation.

Number four scales things back down somewhat, which makes it my second favorite, but it's still not nearly on the level of the original.