One Dong Two Cups?

Gary sounds like a real EBITch

Could have been worse. You could have left off the last four words of your headline.

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His foot failed to make a football move before it lost possession of the plate.

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

And Michigan State certainly deserves credit

He’s just following in the path of the greats.....

I do not want to see Robert Kraft given a blowjob, but I do want to live in a world where the video of Robert Kraft getting a blowjob is widely available.

For god’s sake, Giri, can I get a trigger warning for your new profile picture?

Hell yeah! This is the best. See also: international test cricket. Hit a 5 day on day 2 for the true I’m-just-here-to-soak-it-in vibe. 

Penis!

Well, this is just a thought, but it may be because everybody else is judging it by when he actually shot the ball, and youre judging it by a completely random screenshot that was very clearly taken moments prior to the shot? Pro tip: it usually helps to look at where his feet are when he is actually fucking shooting…

Silver lining: It was a good chance to test Vivek Ranadive’s four-on-five stratagem?

I think you'll find that very rarely do any hockey concussions are caused by fights. The refs and players know how much is too much and refs will step in if that line is approached.

For some perspective: Georges St. Pierre fought 27 times over about 11 years(we’re ignoring the Bisping farce). Matt Hughes fought 54 times over 13 years.

“When Okposo went down, rather than let his head bounce off the ice, the Rangers player grabbed onto his opponent’s sweater to stop the fall”

He likely saw that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer accidentally gets a Proctologist’s vanity plate and said “YES! That’s it!”