Back and to the left.  Back and to the left

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

The ironic thing about base-2 advocates is that many of them never get there.

I know it’s good fun to rag on Manchester United, but I think they have a legitimate shot at avoiding relegation this season. 

I’m not sure I’d want to see the celebration itself, but the post-Strokepocalypse stroking out by the pearl-clutchers and Roger Goodell would be a sight to see.

If Joe ever scored four touchdowns in a game, that would be the best celebration and biggest fine in NFL/most complaints to the FCC in history. 12/10 would want to see happen.

Everything about this is accurate except failing to mention chicken tender subs. 

If this guy liked tennis, he would've been the to challenge the big 3. 

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

They need stronger dykes. I kid, I kid

You seem like the kinda guy who would change the waist measurement on his jeans, you vain sonofabitch!

“I choose not to run”

Only mention of VAR is AlVARado*?  Only conclusion: quota met, back to regular soccer coverage.

* Source: ^F

He should’ve played baseball.

My co-worker has been a Warriors fan for his whole life (50 years) and is very level-headed and rational about the whole finals so far. It’s so annoying.

gives whole new meaning to ‘foul ball’

With the series going to US soil, you knew the Canadians were going to get rid of their Looneys.

Said Spiderman Catch here

I see your Collingwood and raise you a De Villiers

It may not be safe, but it’s always more exciting when they don’t make you wear a glove.