Stallone was great in the first “Rocky,” but the film I think shows that he actually had chops was “First Blood.” Forget about the stupid sequels, Stallone’s John Rambo was an emotional train wreck with a life torn by violence trying to find peace with himself and others. The scene where the Colonel confronts him in…

Rocky IV ranked #6?!

This one makes me ill to watch. His brain is so fucking scrambled for those 30 seconds it isn’t even worth making a joke about.

I send my one nighters home with a sense that their lives have become very small and a burning desire for religious fulfillment.

“ i’m not saying that Aaron Rodgers castrated himself as a show of allegiance to the communist party, I’m just saying, you don’t know what goes on in someone’s personal life and I am just asking questions “

Was that after the Wash vs Giants game? I was there. Joe didn’t say that, Lawrence Taylor did. And it wasn’t to him, but to his 12 year old daughter standing next to him.

Ooooor the Royals just proved that nobody has truly quantified what “optimal style” really is.

Never ever forget what a beast Isiah was on the basketball court. All the attacks on him are probably exactly on point. But never forget.

How dare he share a tribute of his dead friend on his Facebook page!! That is only for baby/cat/dog pictures and right wing memes!!

A man is dead. Please save the typical lame ass dead spin jokes for another comment section

Janay Rice says she deeply regrets the role that she played the night of the incident.

Ruben Amaro: [gives steal sign]

As soon as their QB guru head coach, who molded Andrew Luck in college, salvaged Alex Smith, and keeps the Michigan QBs conscious, gets shoved out the door, their QB turns into Chuck Knoblauch? Ya don’t say!

Time to change their name to the San Francisco Third and Niners.

As someone who watched people watch the Tigers hang on to Leyland for too long, and miss their window as a result, I applaud the Dodgers for making this move.

Hope to see some stories early next week about people losing their jobs because of what they’re tweeting at this kid.

Easy, just put it on the astros server.

How it should have ended:

Only ever saw First Blood and never any of the sequels. Glad I went that route.