Many moons ago, I witnessed the most incredible recipe for nog from my then-girlfriend’s mother. Separate the yolks and whites from a dozen, and save both. Put the yolks in a blender with the booze, 50/50 Captain Morgan and Jim Beam. Maybe 1-1/2 cups each. Blend for 2 minutes. The alcohol cooks off the rawness of…

Ok, I’ll be the first to admit that this is a pretty good burn. However, Twitter is garbage, and while I think AOC is great because of how savvy she is with new media because of her youth, this tweet gives me pause. It smacks of reciprocity, like saying if someone talks shit about you on Twitter, you should subpoena…

Pro-tip: you can add another protein to it. I usually choose fried chicken, but country fried steak is an excellent choice as well. My closest Hardee’s is a 20 minute drive nowhere from where I’m ever going, but good god is it worth it on a hungover Sunday. 

Especially with the yellow wheels.  But honestly, any color on a Stratos is good, because that car is so fun looking. 

As a Florida native, and a son of Georgia trash, i’ll give a little context with a pretty big caveat. I think that these idiots were probably trying to avoid old school church swears, because “monkeying up” sounds less like “screw up,” which makes people think of screwing. “Cotton-pickin” is also a euphemism for…

Now I can’t unsee that. Take your star, dammit!

I had to look twice to verify that this wasn’t a Torchinsky photoshop article. What a ridiculous design.

I love that Bobby’s twitter post was one of the first things I saw in the first article I read. It’s like seeing Ashley Feinberg’s stuff in news feeds, the ghosts of old Gawker still haunt the internet to this day.

Not sure if your post is sarcasm or not, but the people in Flint are paying for their water, but that water is poisonous. The public services Gregory is referencing is the service of supplying drinkable water that doesn’t give your kids brain damage.

I always loved this version with his wife, who I’m pretty sure the song is about, playing fiddle. What a fantastic song.

See, alcohol really is the cause of and the solution to all of life’s problems.  Good on that guy for being so chill, and good on the beer throwers for settling it right and allowing a little reciprocity. Hooray for happy endings!

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I’m putting another game through F4. I was probably in the minority in that I enjoyed it because it was more of the same, with better graphics. I’m just worried that the solitary play, which was my favorite part of the game, will be ruined by online. I found a ton of solace in how desolate the last 3 games were. If…

Looks like lime was actually used. Lime, or quicklime, in a component in concrete that is somewhat caustic. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calcium_oxide

If you’re going to argue semantics on grammar, German grammar is the most appropriate choice. I got where you were coming from. 

This may have been addressed already, but the library of games is almost identical to the NES Classic. How hard is it for Nintendo to give us more options? I assume that it will grow, or at least the games will be swapped out. $20 was cheap enough for an impulse purchase for me, but I’m really curious about how this…

Thank you for your thoughtful response. The point that I’m trying to address is that physical ailments and mental ailments work differently. Having cancer means that there is something chemically wrong in your body, which manifests itself with a physical reaction. It may affect you mentally, but by nature it is a…

I have a question, and I deeply hope that I can articulate this in a way as not to seem like I’m trolling. Why is your husband angry at him? A deeply lovable but admittedly troubled celebrity took his own life. I understand that he has a young kid from his last marriage, and leaving a kid behind is very unfortunate.…

Absolutely!  I’ll admit that I leave my switch dormant for months when I’m doing XBone stuff, but when I do come back to it, I’m always excited for the great ports. Most of them also have minor tweaks that give new life to the game. Nintendo has a pretty good handle on this. 

At least he told you what a tortoise is. But did you have to shoot him just for asking you about your mom? Shameful, Kowalski.