The problem is that Universities as a whole tend to protect all of their employees from embarrassment by vetting their appearances, especially ones that allow questions from the audience. Every “public comment/question” appearance is heavily scripted to avoid conflict. These assholes wouldn’t sign contracts if they…

My 2001 Florida F-150 has that covered, thank you very much!

The button’s Right there, you just have to toggle it.

Go Greased Lightning, you’re burning up the quarter mile!

I had a somewhat worrisome amount of mail from my last year of health care. I work for a pretty large public university, which has a great health plan. I had a back injury (pinch on my sciatic nerve), and I have no no idea what exacerbated it. I have a good nurse friend that got me right into a sports injury…

Folks, I got starred by David! I’m finally one of you!

David, you shouldn’t feel bad about a $1 transaction with cars. You’re really a great guy for helping him out with the brakes, but it’s buyer beware for anyone buying a vehicle 2nd hand. You’ve figured out the issue, and should at least have the cost of materials taken off your rent. 

Ultimately, everything on Twitter, and possibly the internet at large these days is binary: it’s either “Yass Kween” or “ I hope that everything you have ever built in your life is dead by tomorrow”.  It’s a zero sum game, and one that is best not played by anyone with a modicum of self preservation. It would…

This looks like textbook Whataboutism. Trump was a dick to the queen of England, and now it’s about shit that she did 70+ years ago as a young woman trying to navigate the throne, which was forced upon her. And she also worked like every other Briton during WW2, as a mechanic no less. Dude didn’t respect the customs…

It’s interesting that California has reached peak Wypipo, not Florida. I live in the country’s wang, and even after all of the foolishness, California folks, who are supposed to be the most progressive, still pull this. Fellow white folks: melaninated people aren’t just trying to steal your cars or rape you. They…

“in Germany, where the strict anti-Nazi and ant-fascist laws are implemented at any level of football organization”

To be honest, once you got past the snarky shit, these sites once had fantastic insights into the issues. I know that I’m basically here for the junk food part of insight, but the old days were so much better for having flippant responses with a bit of intellect. Those days are gone, and it’s becoming that much…

Man, thanks HamNo for this deep dive think piece. I almost got the bends from how deep you went. In less than 100 words that link to 3 other blogs, you’ve encapsulated everything that The GizMedia empire has devolved into: garbage clickbait. Many years ago I came to the many Gawker sites for snarky, but insightful…

Edited: maybe I misread the author’s intent.  I personally think that the voodoo priestess story was fine. Maybe I’m projecting.  

God, this gif is such a masterpiece. I love how the glasses and the chain move in opposite directions, while the helmet stays in the center of the frame. And the chain and the helmet are rotating opposite of each other! A total ballet in like 2 seconds.

“I’ll have the Gabbagool”. -Michael Scott-

You set it up, I just wandered by and knocked it down. Can’t deny the classics.

You know, morons.

Why not Spotted Rick? Rolls off the tongue the same way, one letter to change, sounds pretty damn close.

Gawker’s influence on the associated sites is still apparent. Nothing is real, and everything is entertainment.