Today, because of my weird production job, I got to spend 8 hours playing Super Mario Odyssey on a 20k lumen projector for 8 hours. Front row seat in a theatre playing on a screen 32'x18' and over a massive Meyer sound system was glorious. And the game is fun as hell. Not to humblebrag, but it was a pretty good day. …

I know, it was painful and schadenfreude at the same time.

It would definitely be my first trip to Waccamaw (RIP) to decorate the bedroom in my bachelor pad. I was lucky enough to inherit some incredible furniture from the 1940s. I bought some questionable wrought iron candelabras and some dumb large designer “metal ball” things that went with my killer comforter. Very…

So I’m only upper-mid 20s level wise, so I think I’m only about halfway through. I’ve been hit-or-miss on AC for a while, but I genuinely love this game. Getting used to combat controls was a bit tenuous, but I’ve finally hit my stride, and I opened up Giza, which was a big reason to play. Is all the bad press just…

+1 for dreams of Marisa Tomei saying Posi-Track. Goddamn she was great in that movie.

This one is so weird because it looks like an outhouse on the outside, and a Bentley inside. Who would want their luxury SUV look like a barn?

Yes! That patina is amazing, the green and black work so well together. This is what rat-rodders see in their minds when they look at some old rust bucket.

These are all great picks, but those Alfas are sexy as hell. I’m such a sucker for that chopped off tail look.

That Atlantic looks like a bizarro world Morgan concept. I kinda like it.

Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.

Well, technically AMC owned Jeep when they made the Javelin and the AMX, which look Mad Max as Hell, as far as my internet research can tell. I just want to make the dream a reality.

This is the correct answer, because the sloping hood thing on a massive lift is totally Mad Max. Aerodynamics look awesome, but should be negated by giant tires because of fuel shortage aesthetics. And maybe louvres on the greenhouse. And a giant push bar, or a cow catcher. And maybe some side pipes?

Excuse me, but I believe that the canon pronunciation is “Supernintendo Chalmers.”

The fetus thing really shows their hand for me. They want the literature to use the term baby, or unborn person, or some kind of language along that line as a way to erode abortion rights. Orwell really nailed this on the head, and it’s terrifying. I’m totally on board for them using “foetus”, which is not the same…

On Amazon it’s showing up between $70 and $99, but sold out until at least the end of March, so no Christmas gaming with my niece and nephew. Boo!

He’s certainly erupting with enthusiasm.

This place is so incredibly beautiful, but the climb is brutal. The payoff is getting to the top, and seeing the moody scenery outside of the amazing cloister. My favorite spots are the bridge at the base of the island, and the serenity of the cloister with the window that looks down on something like 100 feet of…

Thank God, because I was having full body reactions to the idea of mayo in mashed potatoes. I’ve heard of some bullshit like sour cream too, so I was expecting that this was some New England bullshit. Hope that you had a flavorful and coma-inducing thanksgiving dinner. Minus the fucking mayo ;-).

Ugh, I hope that you’re replying about white foods, because mayo? GTFO of my taters.

White reader checking in. As far as aunts, uncles and cousins, my folks were all from Middle Georgia, and the same rules about relations are true. I was lucky to grow up with a large family on my mom’s side, and Thanksgiving was usually 30-40 folks. They kept pork drippings in coffee cans, so hog was used to grease…