Not really necessary. There’s a ton of flavor text going on regarding your past exploits, but it does a great job of bringing you up to speed in the beginning.

You can have the stars today, I can’t sum it up more succinctly. Except for the Witcher gear hunts, get them as soon as you are the appropriate level. I’m a sucker for the newest fashions! I’m on my first playthrough with all of the DLC, and apparently I’m 150 hours in. Totally worth it! And I haven’t even started…

I got to drive my friend’s topless 2010, and the hype is right. Everything you ask of it telegraphs perfectly. Even merging into traffic from a dead stop is fun, there is no lag. It’s precise like an electric shaver, it’s so smooth. I never felt like it was struggling, and I was fairly aggressive with it. The worst…

It’s the lights and grill vent. Looks like a mid 90's mustang.

Paging Jason Torchinsky, please report to this thread

How the Hell did Torchinsky not get assigned this story? I mean, it’s freaking yellow with stripes? Is he currently doing a story on which donut would this car be?

I’ll be honest, I feel like the dogpile might be a bit much, but the post still doesn’t address her father’s death. I’m trying to be a better man by reading and understanding women’s viewpoints, but the snark is a little uncalled for in this case. FWIW, she looked amazing and composed and beautiful. What a badass. …

Hey Stassa, as a straight white man who regularly reads Jez for some perspective, I too would like to know why this woman isn’t smiling. Doesn’t she know that even after a death in the family she should be aware of her outward appearance? I mean, no one wants to look at a lady whose face is showing some discomfort.…

Goddamn master stroke. I was wondering who would pull this stunt first. You are a badass for this.

Meh, I just go to Qdoba. Same thing, better options, shorter lines.

Lol, I could show you but you wouldn't understand. Nice deflection.

It's a no bake crust, not a no bake pie. Says so in the title. 2 paragraphs and a recipe are hard reading.

Nice call on Arco Iris, but you gotta habla to order there. La Teresita is always good, and freaking Zudars on Platt street has an excellent one. But no one has mentioned Brocatos? For shame. I think that's the definitive one. Pressed is warm enough to melt the cheese, but the meat is still cold. The proper way.

I’m probably still greyed, but dammit I’m glad that you landed on your feet. I’m basically just coming here for you and Torchinsky’s unhinged writing. Good luck on the transition!

I was picked as a juror for a 2 week civil trial. It was really interesting. Unfortunately when we got to deliberations, I was released as the alternate. Thankfully the jury picked the way I would, so I felt like it wasn't a total waste of my time.

You guys are all wrong. Each bear is Best Bear in its’ own special way. Why pick just one? #allbearsmatter

I apologize if this has been asked before, but I really just want mannequins to display my armor and weapon display pegboards. I know that they are current mods on pf, but I haven’t had much luck finding them for the xbone. I just want to show off all of the weapons and armor sets, like skyrim let me do. Any…

My thoughts exactly. Like, how much curb rash is acceptable before the wheel fails? Do the need to put X-ray machines in tire shops to diagnose? Let’s put carbon fiber skid plates on them for good measure.

I worked backstage for a local music fest this spring, and Erykah Badu was headlining. She missed her flight, and was scheduled to land when her set was supposed to start. Her transit showed up 45 minutes later, and she literally walked from the van straight to the stage and immediately hit the downbeat of her first…

Is that a blower sticking out of the hood of a rwd? I am in love with this garbage as a Mad Max fan.