Obviously they can’t do a proper Dr Strange movie if they don’t include Stephen’s greatest nemesis: Benjamin Franklin

Going by Mikey Day’s SNL roles, I’d expect to see a side character in this whose only role is to flatly point out how wild and unlikely everything is, in case the audience missed it.

So the film’s setup is really ‘little shit steals priceless doll from destitute couple’ and we’re supposed to root for him? Buzz, your screenplay, woof. 

an award-winning phlebotomist, forty percent zinc by weight, paddled all the way up the Mississippi, smarter than the average bear, expert in Roman military history, Hayley Atwell’s godfather, more human than human, transparent to radio emissions, knows where missing socks go, immune to lava, and caught the silver…

“[...] a great reader, a taxidermist, skilled at braiding rawhide and horsehair, a solver of chess problems, a smith and metalworker, a collector of arrowheads (even fashioning arrowheads himself with greater skill than any Indian), a banjo player, a fine writer, a builder of hay-stacking beaver-slide derricks, a…

Was the award for being the least talented person in a list of five?  

“Dana Donnelly, Meg Stalter, Broman, and Prance.” I like to think I’m pretty internet-culture-aware, but I have NEVER heard of a single one of these humans.

To be fair, the minutiae of a firearms background check is not particularly compelling TV.

Man this just reminds me of how the AV Club peaked with Emily VanDerWerffs reviews of Dexter. Those were fuuuuuuun.  I mean sure why not, you can't somehow make a worse ending then last time.

Replace him with his grandpa Dr. Hubert Bombay who also has magic abilities (unfortunately Bernard Fox is deceased).

Meh, just replace him with Charlie in a blond wig. Now just let me google to see what he’s been up to in the last 20+ years..

Parks and Rec ultimately made very little impression on me

The thing about Perd Hapley is that he was a journalist named Perd Hapley who always stated the obvious, much like I’m doing right now.

I might have agreed, but I was compelled to rewatch Rick Rosenthal’s Halloween II this evening, and I came way up on that entry, which tips it for me.

She’s reached the point in her SNL tenure where she’s a genuine A-squad NRFPT legend who can do whatever she wants. The trouble is that, due to Lorne favoring what’s familiar, her versatility means she’s everywhere. Just because she CAN do everything doesn’t mean she NEEDS to.

You say that now, but some day you chairish the memory of this thread. 

Good? This thread is a chairnel house of puns.

I think all the dumb jokes are more reminiscent of Chairold and Kumar go to White Castle.

Forget it Jake, it’s Chairnatown.

Much as the guy seems like he’s an utter prick, I feel so much for Baldwin here. Obviously, I’m not trying to diminish the loss of Hutchinson or the suffering of Souza. But this was clearly an accident, one that came about due to someone else not performing their job properly, and he’s going to have to live with the…