In regards to Shang Chi, I kind of need it to be a straight genre Kung Fu flick in the vein of Kill Bill, and I KNOW that isn’t what I’m going to get, and that makes me sad. 

Yeah, I agree, ever been 19? I can personally say that I was still largely as dumb and unaware as I was at 17, and I had dropped out of one college already, was attending community college, and living back in my childhood bedroom.

Something something Clancy Brown reference. 

The article isn't about Palestine though. Also, it's not a contest. How dare I empathize with another human being, right? 

If it doesn't premiere on a Wednesday in October, somebody needs to be fired. 

Good for them! I know this couldn't have been an easy thing to do, especially with everything else they have been going through of late. 

“I'm telling you, dad, that's not how they measure pants! "

I'll take "things atheists say when they realize there's no God," Alex. 

There really is a Simpsons screen grab for everything.

“Now I'm survivin' for real!" to paraphrase a 30+ year old Power Wheels commercial. 

VB is an actual show tho. R&M is just bad improv and hideous animation with the worst Fandom. 

I’ve thought for a while now that you could do an interesting take on a Ducks revival by basically re-framing Jason Miller’s “That Championship Season” around these characters. 

What a ho-hum experience after WV really played with the format of TV as part of its storytelling. This just felt like the first act of a spin off movie nobody seems excited to be in.

Surely I can’t be the only one who had no idea what this was about, instead thinking he ad-libbed a George Costanza line.

Luanne hit it big with the Manger Babies again and they moved to a suburb of Houston, where they’re living a quiet life. That’s all I’ll hear on the matter.

As a matter of fact, no! 

American Dad is remarkably resilient and consistent, remaining hilarious after the better part of 20 years on the air.

He's gonna put the hurt in the dirt!