“The stars have aligned....it is, once again, time for androgyny..."

I can totally see Robin and Steve knocking over the casket at a funeral. 

I'll tell you who's talking: nostalgia-based revenue streams. 

Jerry Stiller is a national treasure! 

A hand knit alpaca fiber balaclava to COVER THEIR GOD DAMN MOUTH. 

I met him before one of his live shows a few years back, and got such waves of arrogance off him that it kinda ruined the show. I was a pretty big acolyte of his up to that point, and, while I still like his recipes, the shine is definitely off the apple. I got something autographed, but I have no idea where it is and…

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This article is supposing that myself, or anyone else, is going to a Godzilla movie for something other than cool monsters beating the shit out of each other. 

I'd like a r-r-r-r-rubber biscuit, if it's all the same. 

“Ice Bear ate R. Kelly." 

They let the same guy who reviewed the movie for the TIFF feature and thought it was meh do the official review and he STILL thinks it’s meh?! I’m shocked, SHOCKED.

That’s awful, and unfortunately not uncommon from the sound of things. My own dad, while not outright insulting, will never tell us that he's proud of us, but he'll tell other people all about it. When I was 31, he finally told me that he was proud of me to my face...for never asking to borrow money, but I'll take…

My friend’s dad pulls that crap all the time. Some years ago, at the friend’s 30th birthday party, we were chit-chatting, and the topic turned to a roast he had recently made when he was over there for dinner.

Credibility. 

THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, NELL! 

In my house, it was made like beef stroganoff, except without mushrooms and sub in toast for the noodles. One of those things that I get a hankering for every now and then, but it's never the same as when my dad made it. 

I am one of those weirdos who prefers the canned corned beef hash. I ordered it in a restaurant once , and it was homemade, leading to great disappointment. I recognized that it was probably better, but I wanted the stuff that looks like dog food, dammit.

This sounds like an amazing way to do meatloaf, I may have to try it. 

Yes, and Kurtwood Smith is a bad rowboat! 

I was like "I really want to finish that joke, but it's 2018.." but I always laugh in spite of myself.