Aw, damn. She was one of those underrated SNL alums, never flashy, but got the job done. I don't think I've ever told anyone this, but I had a little crush on her when I was in my early teens, back when Comedy Central's daytime programming was seemingly nothing but "ten hours of SNL reruns, followed by an all new…

Abracapocus!

Did you see the size of that pancake?

He did give one to James Van Der Beck, and it didn't look any better on him.

The difference being that baby boomers were given the world on a platter and had the chance to make something truly great out of it. And now those of us in our mid 30s have to try and fix it before we all drown.

My father has been saying that for as long as I can remember, as well as "wipe that puss off your face!" and no, I am not Kevin Meaney's son.

Awwwight!

Hee hee, "cloned Simone."

Actually, from what I have read, Kenner rushed the action figures into production after Prince of Thieves' surprising success. That's why they're made from the same molds as their old Super Powers (Robin was made from Green Arrow, I believe) and Star Wars (Friar Tuck was a Gammorean Guard, and their forest base was…

Not a month ago, I had to design a card for a client that he wanted to say "HAVE FUN WILL TRAVEL" with the chess piece replaced by a jester. I have absolutely no idea what kind of business the guy runs (frankly, I was a little afraid to ask).

Colin? Is that you?

I was surprised that they replaced Cecily instead of Jost. He's just awful.

I'm still sad Sokka has passed on.

I think I had that! And I was a super impressionable kid, so I didn't realize it was fake. Therefore, to me, George The Animal Steele really WAS some sort of missing link.

Oh, dear.

"AC/DC announces SAME rockin’ album, SAME rockin’ tour, loses old rockin’ guitarist'"

Phase 39: Robot Chickens!

Firefly needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.

Completely agree re: The OC. I never saw season 4, but if it's anywhere as good as S1, I'll give it a look see. Plus, Star Lord?!

I'm a fan of Smith's, but this sounds about right. No interest in seeing it, personally.