I want to agree, but Annie would never set foot on the Bang Bus.

If only that were true.

As it does all of us, @bortman. Be. Strong.

Let's…let's stay there.

If it's wrong, I don't want to be right…

What if this is just one of Zach Braff's "head tilted to the side" fantasies? What then?

I'm so happy! I killed on my employee evaluation, my wife got a better job, and Community comes back at the 11th hour? This far surpasses this upcoming Christmas, I can already tell!

Bring it in for a boob bump, ladies!

Oh, she does nekkids, but only Dave Franco gets to see them.

I do, actually!

Yay! But WTF is Yahoo Screen? Does this mean I can't watch Season 6 on my TV?

That was strange, and touching, and altogether fitting. We're gonna miss you, you glorious bastard.

"See you in another life, readers." Now I'm all choked up. This Island will always be here, Todd, and thank you for everything over the years. Adieu.

Does this mean I should prepare to retire my username?

It always seemed to me that he was much nastier in the American version: "THIS IS FUCKIN' AWFUL! DEATH IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU! *VOMITS EVERYWHERE*

He'd better hurry, or he'll miss the 4:30 auto-gyro.

What a time to be alive…

So it seems.

If you had to pick an episode of the Simpsons to go out on, Todd, this is one hell of a farewell. Good luck, and you'll be missed.

I say that whenever I go over to see the person who shares my cubicle wall. They don't seem to get it.