Haw ho?

Loved the Colonial Viper reference.

Mine, too! Cuz you can't get a ride if you can't hold on!

I bet it's overrun by those man eatin' Jack rabbits.

I said the same thing, almost verbatim.

BANJO!

"Actually, there were numerous causes. Aside from the obvious schism between the abolitionists and the anti-abolitionists, there were economic factors, both domestic and inter—"

I wonder if they're still using the almost certainly outdated version of Flash from back in the day? You know what, I don't care. Here's hoping they might grace us with another one some day.

Shim Shams?

I changed ours to Tom Servo saying "You've got male…pattern baldness!" The rest of my family was not impressed.

Hey, my flute amp!

Well, with the sheer laziness that went into his pseudonym, take solace in that he wasn't trying very hard.

For some reason that made me both tense and sad.

Not as fun, but I enjoy that he once went by P.N. Guin, and nobody caught on until Batman got there and deduced it.

His ass has its own Congressman.

Xenu is battling it as we speak.

Gordon Street? I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street…a long time ago, when I was a young man…not a day passes I don't think of her…and that one loving promise, I shall always keep…that one perfect day on Gordon Street.

Here I was hoping they teamed up, based on a misread of the article's title.

I dare you to meet him, shake his hand, and not be turned on, just a little.

It's enough that you'd be willing to share.