Thank you, all seems to be taken care of.

Fast load time? In what timeline does this exist? It seems like most times, I can barely get the site to load on my phone, and if I do, it takes forever to actually get the article to come up to the point I can read it.

I think you win.

Does the dog die? If so, I can't watch…my parents just put down our 15 year old family dog this morning, and I don't think I can handle that. See also: Jurassic Bark.

I see a few references to merging my AVC account and my Disqus account, can anyone explain how to do that?

I don't think I can log in with my AVC account via mobile, the box doesn't respond, so I guess my dusty Disqus account will have to do until something's done.

That's what passes for a comment these days?

Mindy needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.

Actually, you can't watch "Leonard, Part IV," because it doesn't exist.

I wonder if his wife, Ca-MILLE, still handles the ticket money?

He had the shine.

So long, The Onion. You'll be missed, and few things have made me laugh harder than "Our Dumb Century" has.

Beginning preparations to rock my body.

" It is also a time capsule of a time when the idea that Bobby McGee might have grown up to be a settled, middle-class, middle-aged-before-her-time suburban housewife."

None Blacker.

I keep saying the same thing about the third Nolan Barman. Should I even bother at this point?

Really? How can anyone, anywhere take them seriously as a news outlet?

We were on pretty much the same path, Marah, excluding the wanting to marry James McCartney part. Flaming Pie remains a sentimental favorite, I even went so far as to tape the episode of Oprah when Paul was on promoting it. Jeez, no wonder I never dated in high school…

Dear New Disqus, stop inserting comments over top the articles, making it impossible to read on mobile devices, and generally slowing everything down. That is all.

I'll be in my bunk.