Luckily after these two incidents the Panthers instituted safety policies that ensured that stray pucks would only ever hit empty seats.

Well. this is going to be a super-awkward extended family reunion at Winterfell.

black guy from the suburbs with a long history of explaining stuff: it essentially means ‘this is your last chance to tell me that you are from my neighborhood or a member of my same clique or a clique that i am cool with; if so, then it would be unacceptable for me to beat the shit out of you, as i am planning on…

White dude from the suburbs checking in, why is “where you from” a bad sign?

Nah, he’s Welsh. It’s more likely Lygvrwyth Bwyllyngh

Matt Cooke thinks this guy needs to change his game.

Tom Brady just had that fan relocated to San Francisco. 

Imagine your franchise sucking so hard you have to milk nostalgia from the city you stole the team from. 

Iron Maiden fortunately left the title: “Idiot Son of an Idiot Son” on the cutting room floor for the release of their seventh studio album in 1988.

hey shut up!!!

Its been years since cyclists have gone Postal.

Henry Cavill’s ‘shake out his fists' gesture in that restroom fight scene sends a shiver up my spine.

Going to Getty Images for sexy pictures is the modern descendent of the Sears catalog underwear section.

“No, Mr. Bettman, they were saying Booooo-bs.”

We’re in the final stages of my fantasy of Ovechkin being a super spy sent to play in the NHL with the ultimate goal of winning the Cup to earn a trip to the White House and assassinate the president. I don’t condone assassination, but you’d have to respect the long game.

Serves those bandwagon Las Vegas fans right. 5 years ago I bet most of them didn’t even know Vegas had a team.

I know things look promising right now, but Caps fans know there’s still an opportunity to blow this.

I should have been more clear. I have no issue with trapping and moving the gator. I meant the behavior in the video above was pointless harassment.