More like the New York Bye-landers, amirite?

I’m all for sportsmanship, however, doing the exact opposite of whatever John Terry tells me to do is far more important.

“...a Game 7 that a whole country is desperately clinging to as a final hope.”

Gerard Gallant doesn’t look like he’s ever turned down beef. 

Bledsoe caught the ball, he should not have been removed from the game.

“Right?!?”
-Joe Biden

City Slickers was definitely my favorite Crystal Palance matchup.

I’ve the over/under on the time it takes for someone to give him a drink order at 17 mins

Are you some kind of anti-dentite?

Abtholuthly nothingk.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

I would think ass would have the most right to talk shit, anatomically speaking  

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

I love this season of True Detective, but let’s be real. Every episode is like:

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Gotta support the team.

Alright.  High-five!

I think the context that is missing is that it was 90's night, so this was perfectly in character for him and on point for the Devils.

yeah thats right

Luckily after these two incidents the Panthers instituted safety policies that ensured that stray pucks would only ever hit empty seats.