Why don’t we compromise? I suggest “King Muscle Hamster the Inconsistent.”

Looks like his belt wasn’t the only one on the mound struggling with a bad hangover.

“But what I do have are a very hot set of takes, takes I have acquired over a very long career. Takes that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you apologize now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will threaten…