pretty sure that much pepto will kill you

There is still good in this world.

Dangit, guess I’ll just have to go and take Unintentional Religious Rum instead...

I’m addicted to buying open world games and getting tired of them after an hour

I would argue that hopping frantically on every straightaway doesn’t fall in line with the theme of the game either. What kind of racing game demands that you hop or snake constantly to go faster? SUre, this raises the skill ceiling, but not in any way that’s particularly meaningful. It’s a pass-fail bar that does…

Mario Kart’s penchant for randomness and snowballing make it questionable for skill-tracking and spectation. If items are on, it’s too random. If they’re off, it’s a bit too staid. If they’re limited to some items, one accurate strike can easily settle the race early on and make the remaining laps a huge waste of…

I would get this on Switch if they released it. Especially since it would have instant 2 player for a play anywhere situation. It always reminds me of the article that Totilo did on the VC and how it was odd that Xbox One has had more N64 releases on it than Wii U.

I’m wondering if this comment is performance art. Because it’s pretty much exactly what Alex Jones sounds like. It’s so meta, it’s mind boggling. Does the author even realize he is just like Jones, crazy and ideologically blinded?

Battlefront without campaign: “What?? No campaign?! Battlefront 2 had such a great singleplayer though, I want that back!”

lol I was just thinking that... I was like man, I really hope that he does not live in his parents attic.

There is no doubt that Devastation is the better game, it’s really no contest. But, really, Forged is not complex at all, and good for a android/apple game. I would say Devastation is far, far more complex actually.

Except the campaign of the original Battlefront 2 (man is that weird to say) following the troopers of the 501st was pretty freaking fantastic, so never write such things off too quickly.

“Impressive” is not exactly the word I would use. This takes zero actual skill. You just have to be willing to waste an incredible amount of time.

Alternately, Bernie voters opposed to war may have had a difficult time voting for a war enthusiast like Hillary.

uhhhh no, it was because Hillary’s political machine stacked the deck........but yea, keep blaming the fact that Hillary couldnt beat fucking trump on “bernie bros”.....definitely had zero to do with the fact that your candidate sucked, and was flawed.

Don’t forget Sonic CD, that was a pretty solid entry.

nooooooo if there were blacksmiths that could fix red weapons, then we’d all constantly feel obliged to fast travel back to a town the minute anything turned red. Think about it, you’re in the middle of exploring a really cool new area and your beloved sword turns red... welp, better go get it fixed. We’d negate the…

I’m not convinced that mistakes were even made. It’s played in a humorous way and I think sometimes we just read way too much into it.

I know Japanese porn is censored, but this is going just a step too far in my opinion.