Ubisoft releases game that is exactly like their last five games: “Ubi needs to change! I’m so tired of them using the same old formula!”

Not sure why they should make a new kind of game when they are good at making the games they make

All of their games look exactly the same. You could take all of their games and make a pretty long montage of clips featuring “knight walking slowly towards creepy castle.” 

Its one of the most popular PC games in the world right now (not including China)

Looking forward to this game coming to PC

It isn’t a huge shock that comics Aunt May looked like she drank from the wrong grail.

It’s because Spiderman was written in the 1960's and 60 year olds looked way older back then. Google image search “people used to look older” for some cool comparisons 

The movie looks so bad.

I renstalled it the other day to test out my new PC. It’s been like three years since last I played and, as far as I can tell, all they’ve done is add a few new space stations and a few new ships.

last time i looked it was like a grand for a ship

My preference, always, is for developers to TAKE THEIR TIME.

He was pretty great in Summer of Sam

Yes. What is the bet?

Oh, are you one of these persons that bought a JSON file for 300$,

No, due to how they require excessive amounts of resources to mint while providing no value above what existing things get us.

The inherent instability of online infrastructure - which is a huge issue - is a lot less of a problem for spending $10 on Lush Life by Bonjay (a great album) than it is for spending thousands on a badly drawn picture of a monkey.

Because there’s no practical application of it. Other than allowing players to make money off of the game (potentially) by reselling rewards, which is a massive regulatory dark pit

When all the servers that actually host the JPGs you claim to own are down?

Came here to say cryptobros are the worst, happy to find one I can direct it at.

Especially when it comes to integrating it with gaming.