Say what you will about the Peppers’ music in general, they definitely have Cheops, even if now they’re mostly a bunch of old Gizas.

I want Robert Redford to make a movie based on this video.

Look after yourself RHCP! What would happen if you accidentally fell under an ancient curse which made you only able to write the same 2-3 songs for 30 years, despite being generally capable musicians?

There’s no second e in ‘ghettos’, reverse Dan Quayle.

The lighting on Flea seems to be fairly strong and single-source coming from his anatomical right, whereas the background looks like it’s lit by the sun from straight overhead. I think the image is Photoshopped.

Lottasandheregottasayitsprettysandy

Damn son, are you trying to beat the charges or get confirmed to the Supreme Court?

I’m a big fan of the idea of him not flying. i don’t want to risk it. 

Actual footage of the event...

For what it’s worth, when I was just a wee lad, my cat Cringer (don’t judge. I was, like, five years old and He-Man was life), went missing from our ninth-story apartment one night. After searching every inch of that place for her, we went out on the balcony with a flashlight to look out there. The balcony could see…

I assumed that, off camera, he just jumped out the window right after Tommen, in the kind of display of unmitigated loyalty and devotion for which cats are so well-known. to feast on his remains. 

I assumed that, off camera, he just jumped out the window right after Tommen, in the kind of display of unmitigated loyalty and devotion for which cats are so well-known.

Well. That’s what they WANT you to believe...

Zero reason to watch the final season now. Congrats B&W, you played yourselves

The House will not end the shutdown because we don’t negotiate with terrorists.

I think we should all say fuck it, and not have the Oscars.

He even mentioned GHWB’s “large hands.”

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I demand The Final Countdown and Eye of the Tiger next year. Let’s escalate this motherfucker.

Demi is one of the few must-follows on Twitter.