They also lost Olivier Giroud, who has scored a fair few important goals in his time at Arsenal. Worth mentioning.

Considering Deadspin doesn’t really write that much about soccer, it seems weird how much time it devotes to the 6th best team in Europe’s 2nd best league.

Speaking of things being behind where they normally are, you hear about that time Arsenal finished behind Tottenham on the PL table?

Maybe I’m not aware of the Gophers playing a Spring football game or scrimmage soon but what in the world is “MINNESOTA” painted on the field for, all ready? April fools?

Little known fact: Phil got dumped because one night he tried to move to the back of the Buss without asking first.

“What’s attendance mean?”

Eli, sadly, was not invited

They’d never take Mike Dean, the last thing the Chinese want is a Brit going after their arsenal.

Sorry, but with Mark’s reputation, I doubt the Chinese Super League wants to be in the red.

Didn’t work for the Chiefs, won’t work for the Browns.

You can talk about the most boring and inept win of the day. Or you could talk about the best 90 minutes anyone has played this season (Spurs 2 City 0). Your call.

Jesus Christ, this take is hotter than anything you’ll see on Deadspin all week.

I’m not sure if this is earnest or not, but I feel like this is pretty dumb. Who knows what was possibly going through her mind? Who knows how she feels about Bush? Basing conjecture on a two second snippet from a public event just seems unnecessary to me. What is even the point of this post?

Arsenal could use a finisher like the guy who scored.

Spurs only need a draw at Newcastle, which now has nothing to play for, so that day is not coming this year.