In related news, Sony just pushed an update to their Dash units that announces an end-of-life date in July 2017. These Dash units will then become paperweights after that date because Sony is shutting down the servers that authenticate the Dash’s software.

You are from Bethesda, home of big talkers

Knee injury, not head injury. Or maybe both.

... and yet over a billion people have done it, and more are doing it every day than are learning English.

70% of American women are white. Did over 50% of them vote for Trump?

So as long as 12% of the speakers are black, we’re good?

English is an awful language to learn. One of the worst, if not the worst.

More people speak Mandarin as their first or second language combined than any other language. Mandarin is the best choice. It’s also a faster growing language than English is.

Agreed, but let’s substitute English for Mandarin, just for numbers sake, okay?