Hated them before but I absolutely despisped them once I found out they'd rather euthanize thousands of pets rather than try and find new homes for them. Heartless SOBs.

This would totally work for someone younger like Willow Smith. For Carly Rae, who's actually 29,........ no..... just no.

His douchey father and fame broke him. Not our fault. Now take your trash.

That's the equivalent of politely giving someone herpes.

The Ginger Wars : Ron (Rupert Grint) vs Harry.

Turning a sex tape into a multimillion dollar career is something a powerful woman could and would do proudly..... somewhere..... most likely in another universe.

The lead role in a shitty show still has to be a lot better than whatever Mo'Nique brings in from the Parkers reruns.

America in general hasn't changed much in 70 years.

If Katherine Heigl can get work after biting the hand that feeds (repeatedly) and just being the worst, I don't why Mo'Nique is having opportunities taken away.

Yeah. No, GTA is fun to play when I'm online playing with friends/strangers but I'd rather stuff my hand in a blender than watch someone else play it for hours. Pass the controller dude or the only way I'm "watching"you play is by sleeping with my eyes open.

And now its basically tradition to have a couple shitty movies immediately after leaving SNL.

I nominate thirty-something Jessica Williams (from the future ya'll). Her wit will be even sharper and she'll be confident enough to run the show. If such technology isn't available, I'll settle for Samantha Bee because she's awesome.

The ticket comes with a complimentary bottle of vodka stolen from Jake's dad's bar in the basement. He'll totally never notice/care.

Same allergy. You're also probably mildly allergic to apples and celery. Have you tried eating cooked carrots? For some reason, it helps.

And now for all the family members who clearly didn't lend a helping hand when she needed to quit her two jobs to show up and remind her of that-thing-they-did-that-one-time.

I see a lot of people saying he pulled a "Beyonce" by releasing this last night, but did he really surprise anyone when we all knew he was working on something and some of the songs leaked?

The only calming down a woman does is the brief quiet before the storm that follows being told to calm down and precedes her verbally tearing someone to pieces.

My roommate has an annoying habit of talking at me with my back turned while I'm working and getting upset when I don't respond.

*shudders* Just looking at these show reminds me of all the times I've heard white people say the phrase "You know, I just don't think I could marry/date a black person". I know people have preferences but dismissing an entire race based opinions borne out of stereotypes is ridiculous.

Gillian is majestic while Dakota is painfully plain.