I’m a junior scientist as a chemical company. I came in the first day, back when I was just an intern in college, in business attire only to be shown the heavy machinery I would be working with. Ever since then I’ve come in jeans (usually dark and skinny or legging fit), a decent top, a sweatshirt or half zip (one of…

Venmo requests are for when my roommates “forget” to pay their share of the internet bill after gentle reminders AND passive aggressive messages. If they’re going to pester me to “fix the internet” since the bill is in my name, the least they could do is pay me in a timely fashion.

Yep. I know she’s probably thinking that this is her chance to sing next to the legendary Whitney Houston but it’s not. The woman has passed away and this is gross and more than a little exploitative. It’s only a matter of time before they try to do this with Prince.

Wait.... we’re supposed to be naturally cool?? I need to speak to the manager for a refund because I’m completely missing this “cool”.

Meh. You wanted one roommate not several.

There was also the issue of his wife intending to use IVF to get pregnant (without his consent) and using the pregnancy to convince him to call off a divorce.

The BLM protesters have been a bit aggressive at times but at least they haven’t killed anybody.

It’s funny (and quite terrible) how white actor and actresses can have multiple terrible movies with awful box office results and yet Hollywood makes excuses for why casting POC in movies wouldn’t be a wise choice. The Adam Sandlers and Gerard Butlers of the world have had enough lead roles, give someone else a chance.

What about Rami Malek? Not super popular on the big screen but he had the lead role in Mr. Robot which a got a good amount of buzz over the summer and he’s Egyptian.

$50,000 and they didn’t even have to clean the carpet. They’re scummy but the doctor and his wife are idiots and I have to say I’m impressed with the sketchy rug cleaning company.

I have the Xbox 360 and not the Xbox One but assuming the policy is the same for both... you actually keep your games when your subscription lapses which more than makes up for the $10 difference in price.

That episode needs some Stabler to properly express my annoyance/rage when it comes to that family. Stabler was always the super aggressive family man anyway.

And that’s what we call a straight up BURN.

Girls not only get the toys but all the pointless accessories. My sister had several Barbies, even more outfits, the convertible car, and the friggen cruise ship. I, on the other hand, had stuffed versions of the powerpuff girls, a sleeping bag and a tent that was set up in a spare bedroom and used as my lair. Make…

I tried to install adblocker on my parents home computer and my mom protested because she “likes the ads”. I don’t expect better from a compulsive shopper but even she has to get annoyed with the ads eventually.....

The bars on my campus charge $5-$6 cover and the drinks are $5+ but we’re in the middle of nowhere and there are few options. I think your drink is slightly overpriced but that largely depends on whats in it.

It may be this thing I keep hearing about, “love and affection”, but just looking at his face and hearing him speak makes me wonder if was actually alcohol and a steady regimen of Xanax.

Meh. It took me 2 years to finish one checkbook. Rent is the only thing I pay with checks and I’m not really interested in driving 20 mins out of my way to the nearest atm.

When I give my landlord a check for rent and she still hasn’t cashed it over a month later.....

An extra $8 on top of what they already tipped her..... Its the eyes, they’re just so very blank.