I feel like “pull my finger” is an Uncle joke more than a dad joke, along with finding a quarter behind your “dirty” ear. 

This is very true. I use more than that, but nowhere near 100lbs. Books like Flour, Water, Salt, Yeast by Ken Forkish would have you using 100lbs to feed your starter every year, and that’s because his recipes are huge, and he expects you to be baking almost every day (i.e. no refrigerating your starter).  

It’s BRILLIANTLY terrible!

I’ve been to sushi restaurants (well before the pandemic) where you order off the menu, but with a similar distancing twist. The lone chef makes it in the center of a long lozenge-like table and puts it on a conveyor belt and it eventually comes around to you. You keep your empty plate because its size and color…

“ At the height of its power, J.C. Penney was a dependable fixture of the middle-class retail universe, catering to the shopper who wanted things with a little flair, but without undue putting pressure on the budget.”

They’ve since edited it, and it’s still poorly written and structured!

I read that 3 times and it still seemed weird to me. I'm glad I'm not the only on . 

Yup, works much better than bicarbonate.  Made it quite a few times during my homemade ramen kick.  Just can’t get that springy texture with regular baking soda.

I do a similar twist on this same dish using panchetta and king mushroom (diced fine) into the Carbonara. The good part about both Carbonara and Cacio e Pepe is they are both pretty much canvases that you can expand upon greatly to make different creations while sticking to a core theme.

Dying is the easy way out. I want him to be in prison for a verrrry long time. 

- Brian Blessed

Calling him a turd would be disrespectful to fecal matter.

I’m gonna get stoned as fuck and go see this and honestly I cant wait.

Frequent enough that I can’t be bothered with LAX. It’s a complete shitshow to get in and out of no matter how you are doing it. 

Flying into Burbank IS the right answer, but the second part of your statement is so so wrong.

I wanted Iron Sky to be so amazing. It was literally so terrible I couldn’t make it through more than 10 minutes. A sad day in my netflix history.

There was a ‘backwards’ muzzle with a pig asshole mouth and chin balls, right?

This was poetry, thank you. 

Aw, I had a Big Daddy in my uni life with a very strict ‘one hitter policy’ - that being - if you are fucked up at a party and not making much sense, you were sentenced to a ‘one hitter’ penalty. Shooo lordy, that was a fun time but … I don’t know what Big Daddy is up to these many years later but yeah, I wonder how…

I need a Dave in my life