Wow. That was the tritest movie I’ve ever seen. Filled with laughable stereotypes and it completely wasted the setting of Barcelona; there wasn’t a single interesting shot of that lovely/seedy city.

VCB is an absolutely exquisite piece of storytelling.

Wasn’t that Murder By Death? I mean I suppose it’s possible the Ustinov one had the same line....

Because the Americans who overwhelmingly buy guns are white. Extreme vetting is for brown people.

Yeah, most people don’t get this but only mega stoners should eat weed. Eating is much more intense than smoking. I’ve been a light weed smoker for more than half my life at this point and I will not even attempt to eat it anymore.

What were your thoughts regarding Transmetropolitan, a work which I enjoy, but am not married to, which is guilty of all of the crimes against Thompson and his work that you have listed above?

I almost cosigned your sentiment, but Amanda Plummer will never not be the killer from “So, I Married an Axe Murderer?” to me.

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You’re far from alone.

I’d love to read what she had to say there, because that would take about a minute rather than the four minutes this trend towards video in blogging wants to take from my brief mortal life.

James Garner, Murphy’s Romance.

¡Ay Caramba!

The first half of Luke Cage S1 (w/ Cottonmouth and Mariah) was, indeed, much better than the 2nd half. But where Diamondback’s story seemed to be dropped in out of nowhere (“Oh! There’s a previously unknown illegitimate half brother out to get you!” is right out of Soap Opera 101), Mariah’s transformation from…

If they just teach the lost Masterson brother how to stage fight without looking like he’s trying to remember the opening combo from Chorus Line, it could go a long way towards making Danny suck less.

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All the things.

Maybe whoever ends up in charge of Cinefamily can ask the folks at Fantastic Fest for some pointers on how to (and how NOT to) get through this sort of thing.