It was. I was at Epcot on a high school band trip in late 1983. I was too cool to buy a stuffed Figment at the gift shop, but my friend did “for his sister.”

“I’ll be the victim!”

only if he keeps the current facial hair.

Philippe’s might (arguably) be the original, but I maintain Cole’s is a better sandwich. Phillipe’s is a better ‘experience’, but if you’re going for the FOOD (and don’t mind paying for it) Cole’s is def. superior.

When I was in LA I was a big fan of “It’s All About the Bread” on Melrose. Fresh, usually WARM sub rolls baked on premises, fresh sliced meats. It was a regular stop if headed into Hollywood.

That super high waist looks like it’s just going to roll every time she sits down or bends over, and the bra/bodice thing looks like it’s held in place with double-sided tape and prayer. I get that ‘fashion’ isn’t always practical or comfortable, but those sacrifices are made in service of appearance. This dress in no…

BDH looks just fine as she is, and it’s bullshit that a bunch of creepy old dudes think their outdated opinion of her appearance matters more than the director of the film, who presumably knew what she looked like when he cast her.

Do yourself a favor and do NOT watch Norm’s final netflix special, which he recorded on his computer before his final trip to the hospital. Norm says some regressive shit, and without the crowd going along with him, it doesn’t come off as ‘edgy’, just bitter and mean. And his deadpan style REALLY needs the crowd…

counterpoint: crawfish are also known as crayfish, crawdads, and, most relevantly, mudbugs.

Withering Condescension can be Janeane Garofalo (she was already in *Ratatouille*) or, if they wanna go with the newer model, Aubrey Plaza.

more of a ‘simmering’ take, I think.

I really liked the film (though I don’t think it was the 2nd coming of cinematic sci-fi or anything) but I will always and forever call it DUNC, just from the poster. It’s just too funny.

I will happily show up opening night for Nope 2: Oh, HELL Naw!

That’s why you need the fancy metal straw

You take that back!

> ‘Glizzy’ was a slang term for a Glock handgun, and because the length of an extended clip is similar to that of a hot dog, the term started to be applied to hot dogs as well.

‘glizzy straw’

Missing the straw. -5 points. How am I supposed to blow bubbles into my Moet & Chandon and make it all fizzy again while not disturbing my plate of chocolate-dipped-and-coated-in-gold-leaf strawberries?

I feel like you’re missing a vast unexplored territory. Sure, this has clear utility, at the baseball game, at the carnival, at the mall. But think broader!

Is he trying to kill off HBO Max? Because it seems very much like he is trying to kill off HBO Max.