The great thing about a Chicago hot dog is, as long as you just let it simmer in hot water, it’s kinda hard to fuck up. One simmered Vienna dog (accept no substitutes for your basic dog). One S. Rosen poppy seed bun. Then your choice of toppings. Yellow mustard (probably French’s). supermarket onion. supermarket…

I didn’t say I’d finish it...

They replaced Spacey with Christopher Plummer. They replaced Chris Delia with Tig Notaro.

If this results in me getting Vienna hot dogs on the west coast at a reasonable price, I promise to get one of those stupid chocolate cake shakes every visit.

The Big Bad reveal will show it’s been Courtney Love in a knock-off Phantom-of-the-Opera mask all along.

The quote (and the name of the special) is “... You don’t look the same, either.”

This is not a result of non-super-rich folks “not having the same drive.” It’s the result of a system that REWARDS AMORAL PSYCHOPATHY.

Terrible, problematic, brain-dead. But still fun.

I wanna see the footage of Rick Moranis as the janitor, doing a crazy russian accent.

The film itself was shot over the course of 20 YEARS (Take THAT, Richard Linkletter!) and was simply rewritten, with new characters added and old ones disappearing, as people dropped out, moved on, etc. It is quite special indeed, and if you know and love Samurai Cop, The Room, Roar (1981, Tippi Hedrin and a teenage…

I’ve stopped smoking (well, combusting). I can’t anymore. it tastes like, well, like sucking on burning leaves. I’ve gone to vape pens w/ cartridges (I know, I know, but I get ones that are 90%+ THC. so a couple hits and I’m good for hours) or edibles exclusively.

I didn’t, but kinja lameness ate it when I tried to embed it, apparently. here, you’ll have to cut ‘n paste yourself. (edit - or maybe not? has kinja gotten... fixed?!?!?!? I even clicked on my notification and got taken to the RIGHT REPLY! What is this madness?)

I mean, yeah. For sure. But they also shouldn’t toss away perfectly good casting. Mike Colter was just about perfect for Luke Cage, and if he was ever gonna show up in the MCU proper, they’d be silly not to see if he’d be interested.

no shit. at 4mg/shot, I’d end up downing half a bottle to catch buzz.

Maybe this will finally convince tons of (especially SoCal) Californians that In ‘n Out is vastly overrated, their fries *suuuuuuuuck*, and that their owners are only about 2% less toxic than the Chick-Fil-A folks.

I suggest you seek out “Dangerous Men”, whose theme is, well... special:

One of ‘em is dead (car crash) and Bam Magera went off the deep end hard like Steve-O and hasn’t managed to climb out, hence he’ll be missing in *Jackass Forever*.

Every time I see the trailer for *Jackass Forever* I can feel a few more brain cells dying in order to avoid experiencing this movie, which I ABSOLUTELY WILL BE WATCHING.

> Néstor Carbonell

you, uh... you know he was white, right?