The nearest KFC to my place is stagged by, at most, 3 people at any one time, one of which is a manager that never seems to leave the back office. I’ve never seen the same employee there twice, and every time I’ve been there, it’s always the cashier’s first day.

So.. is any ground beef patty sandwich a burger? is a patty melt just an open face burger? what if the patty contains other meat in addition to beef? What if it contains NO beef? Is a fried chicken breast on a burger bun a chicken burger? or is that just a fried chicken sandwich? What if it’s a ground and breaded…

oh, we do, we do. Step outside the urban centers and into either the rural foothills or into the agricultural interior, or in many cases, the ex-urb surburbs, and you run into the full tilt anti-vax Trump 2020 flag on the raised pickup morons who regularly drive into the cities to march around the capitol, or…

As my MRI’s were all about my heart, I couldn’t sleep. I had to hold my breath for 15-30 seconds at a time. For 2 hours.

The cynicism in me cannot be contained:

Even more amusing, he is making ZERO effort to Ozzy up his accent. He is as mush-mouthed Kiwi as it gets.

well, certainly not with THAT attitude.

I’m SO curious: What’s the complaint about her? Is this a case of “old dudes hate the weird new chick changing up the business?” Do they believe she’s giving bad or harmful info? Is her ‘alternative funeral practices’ schtick starting to eat into traditional ‘embalming/casket/vault’ profit margins?

I dare say he’s at risk for a downright onomatopoetic end.

I’m a big fan of Caitlin Doughty of

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> so fuck Amazon.

Is there a source for this? Or did you just make up a perfectly plausible AI generated headline?

Mind you, if one is within an hour’s drive of San Gabriel Valley, there exist a number of places that will sell you bags of hand-made XLB in various configurations for less than $20 for a big ol’ freezerbag full (well less than $1/dumpling). Throw ‘em in your cooler and put in in the freezer and steam a few whenever…

I mean, I get it. An actor’s got bills to pay and they don’t wanna go back to a day job. But it’s one thing to play a historic villain, or a fictional serial killer... But wanting to get inside the head of ANN COULTER?!?

> “F*ck it this”

I’ve said it before in this space, but it bears repeating:

You joke, but seriously, the Jackass series may be the most financially successful ‘documentary’ series ever. That Tremaine wasn’t given even a polite-but-cursory Oscar nom for it is only about elitism.

someone said something mean to a vapid reality star. Jez wrote about it because they’re paid to. We, stupidly, clicked on the article.

“There were no utensils IN medieval times, therefore there are no utensils AT Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?”