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The book IS terrible, and Brett Easton Ellis is a gross douchebag, for sure. What’s great about the film is that Mary Harron (the director) took Ellis’s douchebaggery at face value and turned it into satire by just letting the words sit there. The endless scroll of brand names and the minutia of various shades of

The weird thing is, of all the Sarah Silverman clones (Amy Schumer, Whitney Cummings, Nikki Glaser, etc) I actually LIKE Glaser the best out of all of them (with the exception of Silverman herself, of course). Schumer had lie, two really great years and cashed in with a couple of movies (don’t blame her for that) but

Everybody knows (or should know) that the best single thing to come out of Lululemon’s existence is the background joke in *Zootopia*, where a prominent sign says “Lululemming”

What about Cerebus the Aardvark? Sure, he was created by a dude who turned into a raging nutbag misogynist who was incel before incel was cool, but the first 2/3rds of the saga are some true indie comic brilliance in both writing and art. (note: only the writer was a nutbag.)

Eh. she did a whole self-documentary about it. She turned out ok, but the process seemed... not fun.

Just so we’re clear, BOTH sides of our personality agree 100% with this assessment.

I’ve got a pretty high tolerance for edibles. If I wanna get BLITZED for the rest of the night and listen to 4 hours of Laurie Anderson’s United States on headphones, I’ll do a full 100mg brownie. If I wanna be socially stoned at a party enough to play stupid party games, 75mg.

Screw all this, I’m STILL waiting for the Hersey’s Whozeewhatzit that we were promised AGES ago...

> Don’t these people have anything better to do?

I... uh.. what?

YES

I remember the square ones too, but it was at Cock Robin ice cream (apparently, that’s what Prince Castles became). They had TWIN CONES. A cake cone with a mutant, side-by-side double top, like one of those two-headed snakes you see at sideshows.

I have a working VCR.

oh, we’re not *blameless* (for fuck’s sake, Paul Ryan is one of us. ugh), but shit really and truly isn’t our fault. GenX has NEVER been a mjority voting block in any election. Even at our largest share of votes, boomers still outnumbered us through the 90's and early 2000's, and now that we’re finally starting to

I have NEVER bought a Spin Doctors CD!!

blessed is GenX, for we lived the full idiocy of our youth with no video evidence to haunt us...

The shorts, (ESPECIALLY the SparkShorts cropping up on Disney+ now, which include the explicitly gay-themed ‘Out’, and the autism-themed ‘Loop’) are a much different bag. They’re part of an internal program at Disney as a whole that predates Disney+, and was designed to allow more ‘line’ workers (animators, lighters,

No kidding!! I watch a couple of movie youtubers (and Ask a Mortician, all the <3's!) on the reg, and if any of ‘em touch on anything bordering on political, I’d always end up with a bunch of *those* sorts of vids on my page, from across the spectrum, but with a healthy dose of nutjobbery and a slew of anti-nutjob

> for nothing

As long as Maya Rudolph gets in at least 3 utterances of “bubble bath” per season, I’m in.