two words:

for fuck’s sake.

> figure out what you can do that’s relevant today

> Jesus Christ...

I will take cash. $1000 flat fee for showing up. After that: $200/hr, I will remain sitting in the audience while whoever is speaking, but I get my phone (fully charged) and headphones. For $500/hr, I will surrender the phone and headphones, but I get pencils and paper to draw/take notes. for $1000/hr (or any fraction…

The rule is so easy, too. N/2 + 7. If you are N years old, divide by 2 (round down) and add 7. That is the age of the youngest person you should be dating. If you are 14, you should date someone no younger than 14. If you are 22, you should date someone no younger than 18. If you are 37, your lower limit should be 25.

I guess it depends. Do you hate your ex- more than you loved being alive?

> airport bestseller

I lived in NZ for a bit over a year back in the 2010's. Can confirm that a HUGE portion of the used car market there is JDM imports (being right hand drive certainly is a factor). I was over for work, and ended up buying a 7-10 year old Toyota Starlet hatchback for about $2500, and sold it upon leaving the country for…

This reminds me (sadly) of the quote from some ER nurse about treating deniers with covid. “Once they’re intubated, they stop screaming.”

Claire, you and I have had largely respectful disagreements about things here, especially when it comes to weed and weed adjacent advice, but on this:

The rhinestone collar is a nice touch.

The collective hum in Best in Show, with everyone looking somber and humming to themselves, and as they pan over Coolidge, she’s staring dead eyed, lips apart, teeth exposed, going “Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” and you truly *believe* this woman might actually not know how to hum.

The whale tail resulted in the first time I ever saw someone get fired for harassment back in 2001. A PA was wearing what was then a very stylish and acceptable whale tail ensemble, and, in the presence of a commercial director, bent over to pick up some binders. Said director reached out, grabbed one of the side…

It was more prominent ‘back in the day’, in my case ‘the day’ being the early/mid 70's. probably more so even further back. It’s one of those brands that expanded ‘in the old days’ and then shrunk dramatically with the advent of huge international conglomerates.

https://gph.is/2JoRZQP

dude.

> sativa or indica (although there are studies that say that’s BULLSHIT)

Seek out anything written by Charlie Kaufman. He has his issues, for sure, but at the very least, whatever one you watch, you will not have seen a movie quite like it before...

These are nice, but at least some of them make the mistake of indulging induced munchies with a LOT of food. If you’re 19, that’s probably ok. If, however, 19 years olds could be your children, you’ll probably have realized through experience that while ramming two melted together pizza slices sounds (and probably IS)…