because Herbs

This abomination shall not stand.

Crystal Pepsi was... disconcerting. I remember getting a sixpack of it when it came out, because of COURSE you gotta try it.

Goddamnit, I was in HIGH SCHOOL when this was a thing. We watched at my friend Brad’s place, and he stole a bunch of dough and sauce and cheese from the pizza place he worked at and we made our own pies.

Can’t they ALL be whackos? Why be so limiting?

The TJ knock-off of Pirate Booty (puffed corn snacks, white-cheddar flavor) is the bomb and the diggity, and is superior to name-brand pirate booty.

Who the fuck is Ariel Pink?

While this does not relate directly to the article, I want to take this opportunity to urge anyone with more than a passing interest in Lynch to seek out and find *David Lynch: An Art Life*, an excellent documentary that focuses on Lynch’s creative process and ideas, with a touch of personal history thrown in. It’s…

What if we don’t want to think about it? At all? Ever?

He needs to work with a dialect coach to do an English accent, and then they need to have him voice DEATH in future Discworld projects.

This is exactly the sort of film piracy is made for...

I’m sure Tom & Jerry was being targeted at the grade school set, so, y’know, ‘who gives a shit, they’re eight year olds!’, but jesus does it look BAD and LAZY.

I feel awful for her. I truly do. And I should have mentioned above, likely a large contributing factor to her downfall was her truly awful showbiz parents, who like hundreds of others before them seemed to be far more concerned with the financial health of their child rather than their, you know, ACTUAL health,…

I remember it differently. When the Parent Trap remake came out, she was picked out by bunches of critics as having real talent, and that magical undefinable ‘screen presence’ that some people have in spades. Mean Girls solidified her as ‘the upcoming starlet to watch’, predicting a big future for her.

I am still gonna stan for OG Whatchamacallits, before they befouled its pure crispy goodness with caramel.

> whole and uncut

That used to be true. It was a business/C-suite focussed newsmag, essentially, as you say, People for rich fat white guys in suits.

I know this is somewhat of an issue of “WE can say that, YOU can’t.” (and I get why) but I would dearly love to be able to henceforth refer to bikini tops as “the titty part”.

I thought it said Laura Prepon (OITNB, That 70's Show), looked at the picture and immediately thought “Oh, honey. no. What did you do to your FACE?”

Frankly, what ‘Forbes’ says these days is worth approximately as much as what *I* say. It USED to be a magazine, with editors and reporters and all the accompanying accoutrement, like an editorial stance.