> Now? It’s just like “Okay, We Men Were All Creeps Back Then....”

People are fascinated with Jodorowsky’s Dune because of the documentary *Jodorowsky’s Dune*, which is essentially Jodorowsky and a bunch of the involved production/concept artists who worked on the pitchbook all reminiscing and talking about the work they did. The NAMES assembled for it are a kind of insane roster top…

what ads?

you had to down 2 mini-bottles a night for 3 weeks and twice on saturdays?

I want Jodorowsky’s Dune to exist just because soethign that sounds as bugnuts as it does SHOULD be seen, somehow. And it’s not like it could have ‘ruined’ Dune any more than any of the other failed attempts (which is to say, not at all. Dune is fine. Maybe the new one won’t suck?)

Oh. yeah. He’s got that whole TM thing, which is fairly laughable on its face, but at its worst seems to make people maybe waste a lot of time trying mystically ‘do good’ when they could be actually doing good. But so far as offenses against people and society, if that’s the worst of his problems, I can live with that.

True enough. And yeah, I neglected to consider Lynch. He’s definitely odd, but to my knowledge, no one has ever accused him of being handsy or racist or unprofessional on set..

Jesus.

the phrase your looking for is *gestures generally around at everything*

exactly.

Raisin in cookies are LIARS. They sit there and LIE about being chocolate chips and you bite into them and it’s fucking FRUIT!!!!

I could see it being useful for whole spices, like peppercorns, star anise, cloves, cinnamon stick pieces. Mulled wine and the like.

There’s something fun about a bong shaped like a wizard where you load up his pipe and suck on his hat, or a gatorade bottle with a ball point pen tube and a tinfoil bowl, too...

Yeah. It’s called ‘dabbing’ and ALLLLLLL the kids are doin’ it. You can find custom rigs, electronic nails, etc. It’s still the primary way folks will consume wax (or shatter, or oil, or distillate) though pen cartridges are quickly taking over. You can get ones with ceramic coils that you can load wax into piece by…

you know those useless tea balls that are two halves of a mesh sphere, with a springy mechanism that lets you open and close them and play Pac Man and annoy your sibling for HOURS when you find one at gramma’s?

> I’m at least confident we won’t top Spanish Flu.

Weird. I went to school at UIUC, and one of my dorm mates was from New Berlin (pronounced, ‘noo BER lin’, and definitely NOT ‘noo ber LIN’) said HER HS team name was also the Pretzels. And they were down around Springfield, as opposed to up north closer to Rockford...

Portillo’s is only acceptable when you can’t find a plain ol’ independent hot dog stand or beef place. A simmered Vienna dog on an S. Rosen poppyseed bun is a commodity (an excellent one, but not hard to find), and not worth the ‘actual restaurant’ upcharge of Portillo’s un

> him as the ficus