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That is Frito Pie (when done w/ chilli etc). A few local taco shops here will sub the shell for a big of Fritos or Doritos for some upcharge. It’s not even a little bit new.

I’m holding out for the Astronaut costume (rubber band. Dry cleaning bag) and Big Bag O’ Glass.

I’m pretty sure the guys at Epic Meal Time already have this one covered.

Wiping out the people we stole it from?

She actually showed off actual, mature acting, next to Meryl Goddamned Streep, in Prairie Home Companion.  I’m sure having Altman and Streep and Tomlin all to bounce off of helped enormously, but the fact remains, Lohan is tale of natural charisma and talent utterly squandered. 

I starred this because I want to make sure everyone can see why sniffing crushed adderall isn’t nearly as good an idea as they say.

Remember Taco Bell leaning into the whole stoner thing with the doritos shell?

- McDonald’s hash browns with a string cheese strip in the middle

I don’t understand it, and I’m afraid...

why qualify with ‘as a child?’

Apparently. Haig’s brief appearance in 3 From Hell is frankly the creepiest and funniest bit of the film all at once. The dude is old and Fragile (he ended up in the ICU just last week after a fall) and looks like a reanimated zombie without the benefit of any makeup. It will surprise absolutely no one if this is is…

Well, *I’M* not gonna be the one to post the RATM video, but SOMEONE should...

Remember your daily affirmation, folks:

Those lubricated strips are on men’s disposables as well, and thank god. They actually more or less do the thing they’re supposed to do, and I find whatever the upcharge is for them worth it, to me anyway.  The swirly handles and such, obviously not. 

I was gonna reflexively wince at the whole thing, but then I remember Erin the E-surance mascot had to be retired because there was SO MUCH porn of her that it was crowding out actual searches.

metric weights are always a plus, but I BEG BEG BEG you...

“It’s like... how much more black white could it be? And the answer is none. None... more black white.”

Truly, there should have been a Thomas Harris in the 20's or 30's, because Price would have made a fabulously creepy Lechter. Much closer to Mads than Sir Tony. 

They SHOULD be. There should be similar reactions to her counter part (Reagan) over here, but doing THAT would get you curbstomped in 30% of the country, and politely shunned by another 20%.