If Ivanka can make coffee without a keurig-like device I will owe you one gazillion internets.

God, thank you. “Some douchebag something something abortion Hitler?” eh. Must be a slow news day.

> Mexican food is the best coping food.

all but the fourth season. McGruder only had involvement in 1-3 and hoo-boy, does it show in the writing.

whiskey, guns, and misogyny aren’t going to get him impeached. They’ll get him the Republican nom. for president in 2024.

It sounds like the worst mass case of drymouth ever.

You can always go see Steel w/ Shaq. It’s not part of the film, but in the comics, Steel was one of the ‘replacement’ Supermen when he died for a little while. 

It’s known as the “I got mine.” phenomenon. Assholerly knows no race, religion, or gender.

Yeah, but the SS uniforms looked *good*. There’s a reason it’s inspired every evil army uniform in moviedom since.

Y’know, The Boys From Brazil does not get enough credit nowadays. That movie freaked me right the hell out when I was a kid.

Boy, you should really NOT watch the animated version of Plague Dogs, then...

Melania promised they would go for McDonalds and he could ask for a “boy” toy in his happy meal if he behaved.

In my defense, I’m Jewish. We didn’t cover part II.

I thought pretty much every Greek/Roman male god was at least somewhat rape-y. Rape-ey? Rape-ish?

1- Not true. spent 2 years in vancouver. no garlic sauce

Halle Berry (Oscar for Monster’s Ball, Razzie for Catwoman, which she accepted IN PERSON) agrees with you.

... and the folksy, homespun humor of Garrison Keilor!

> Some sort of European carry-all?

I don’t know if he was a republican, but Snider was among the many surprisingly effective speakers (along with Frank Zappa) that spoke out against censorship back in the 80's. Tipper Gore (Al Gore’s wife) got a bug up her ass about dirty rock ‘n rap lyrics. This wasn’t the satanic panic stuff, but (at least) a concern…

Forever and ever, Amen.